DAAAANG!!! I may be moving out in July…
I think “disdain” is the best possible word I could find to describe how I feel about 80% of every one. And that kind of sucks. I don’t like to be arrogant and things. But sometimes people are just so so stupid. And loathsome.
My guitar sounds awful in this. Lame.
I really just want a beautiful girl with freckles to fall in love with me (and I with her) and get married and live life with her through loads of struggles and arguments and fun times and have deep talks and sit silently with her and sing and write songs with her and play guitar for her and go on long car rides at night and watch movies and stars and clouds and sunsets and do amazing things...
shavingryansprivates: hannabarbarian: basketball is so stupid like okay cool you can breathe in poison gas for 20 minutes and then die what’s the big deal i don’t think that’s how you play basketball
Tonight at work I sang happy birthday in Italian for a guest, and another table asked me if I was a “trained” singer, then they said they loved my voice. Suck it life.
theautumnbottom: wait, the internet can lie?
I burned the ever-loving wretched fudge out of my fingers tonight at work. It was amazing. And awful.
(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my Gosh! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
goddammitfenton: if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
If I could freeze time I would take naps at work. All the time.
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Tonight was the worst day I can remember in my life. Much more so because it was mothers day. I’ve said more profanities to myself today that I have in I don’t know how long.